Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Funny Pick Up Lines
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Boy or girl: Do you work for Nike?
Boy or girl: Why ?
Boy or girl: Cause every time I see you i wanna “Just Do It”
My name might not be Taco Bell, but I sure can spice up your night!
Q: “What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?”
A: “I want you inside me!”
Jingle bells, Facebook smells, Google+ go away. Myspace yuck, Bing sucks, Twitter ALL the way!
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
“I Love You” takes 3 seconds to say, hours to explain but a lifetime to prove.
Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle.
Hi, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
If I was a plant you’d make my roots extend.
I hope your a plumber, cause you got my pipe leaking.
I call my thing Notorious, cause its B.I.G.
You remind me of a magnet, cause you sure are attractive.
Did you sit in Frosted Flakes??? Because that a$$ is amazing!
Are you a bunny? Because you hopped your way into my heart.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
